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I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show
Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)
awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

canadianslut:

Some people talk like they have a 1000 page dictionary inserted into their anus and they think they’re superior to you for it lmao

They’ve got a big ass

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that