|—||Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)|
I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
Some people talk like they have a 1000 page dictionary inserted into their anus and they think they’re superior to you for it lmao
They’ve got a big ass
if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that